So I don't Forget...

Just in the past few weeks, Jack has been doing some pretty hilarious things. I don't want to forget them, so I thought while they are still fresh in my mind - I would share them with you all!

1. One day Jack was being fussy, so I just gave him my bottle of prenatal pills to shake around. Don't worry, the cap is childproof (even though my 2 1/2 year old God Daughter managed to open the bottle last week...but she's advanced so I'm not going to worry about it, ha ha). Just a few days ago, Jack was playing with the bottle and I was watching him and he shook the bottle like he was getting pills out and dumping them in his hand. Then he put his hand up to his mouth like he was taking them and said YUM! The funniest thing about this story is I've been so bad about taking my prenatal pill and I rarely take it infront of Jack.
2. One night I was cooking at the stove and Tom came over to me and gave me a little love tap on my behind. I was like, TOM you can't do that infront of Jack. Sure enough, Jack comes right over to me and does the exact same thing on the exact same spot. Tom proceeded to do it one more time (don't judge us).
3. I was reading Jack a book with paper pages and I licked my fingers to flip the page. Later that day, Jack sat down by himself to read that same book. He stuck his whole hand in his mouth to get it wet and proceeded to flip the pages. My heart melted and I went over to him and gave him a huge hug and kiss.
4. A bunch of my friends were over in the morning and some of the kids were playing in the basement. All of the sudden, Jack comes crawling up the stairs holding a cold unopened beer and pretending to drink it. Everyone just busts out laughing. So we figured the little girls who were downstairs would probably be playing with the rest of the beer too. We go down to check it out, but nope - it was just Jack who wanted the beer. Apparently Kelly and Chuck don't give their girls cans of beer to play with. What's up with that?

OK I swear we aren't as white trash as some of these stories may sound. I also hope this isn't a glimpse into Jack's future...a pill popping alcoholic. hahaha. I'm just kidding, well kind of.