Boys Being Boys

Things I hear, witness, and say on a daily basis:

• "Mom, our car is going faster than that car. We are winning! Go faster mom, go faster" - Jack every time we go anywhere in the car.
• "Daddy's muscles are bigger than Jesus' muscles, right mom?" - Jack after preschool today.
• "Finn, do NOT eat that bug"
• "Finn, stop touching that frog"
• "OMG Finn, put down the frog RIGHT now"
• Who's taller, me or Finn? Who's taller - me or daddy? Who's taller....competitive much, Jack?
• "Mom, why is Finn's penis so small?" 
• "Finn stop punching your brother"
• "Jack quit kicking Finn"
• "Mom, when the baby comes out can me and Finn wrestle him?"
• "Is my butt going to crack if you spank it really hard?"
• "Mom, Finn just bit me"
• When we were outside this morning, Finn saw an ant. He goes "I kill it, I kill it" so I said ok Finn stomp on it and kill it. So he did. Then he kneels down puts his face right next to it. Picks it up and brings it over to me. ummmm, thanks? 

A long time ago when Jack was on a showering kick - he asked Tom if he could shower with me. (I think I had just announced I was going to hop in the shower). Tom, without thinking, replies, "No Jack, we only shower with boys." - BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA.

The other day Jack was asking Tom questions about the baby. Jack said "What is the baby going to eat when he comes out?" Tom replied "The baby will drink milk because it will be too small to eat food." Jack said, "Like the milk in the fridge?" Tom responded, "yes." HAHAHAHAHA.

Oh these boys.